1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. <\/p>\n
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. <\/p>\n
3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. <\/p>\n
4. Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. <\/p>\n
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake. <\/p>\n
6. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. <\/p>\n
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. <\/p>\n
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. <\/p>\n
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. <\/p>\n
10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. <\/p>\n
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. <\/p>\n
12. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. <\/p>\n
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. <\/p>\n
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. <\/p>\n
15. Don’t squat with your spurs on. <\/p>\n
16. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. <\/p>\n
17. If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people. <\/p>\n
18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. <\/p>\n
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. <\/p>\n
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. <\/p>\n
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. <\/p>\n
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot. <\/p>\n
23. Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. <\/p>\n
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. <\/p>\n
25. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your mouth is moving. <\/p>\n
26. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. <\/p>\n
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