{"id":393,"date":"2007-05-08T17:28:53","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T21:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2007-05-08T17:28:53","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T21:28:53","slug":"i-hate-may","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"I Hate May."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong&#8230; the weather is lovely.&nbsp; I like having really low utility bills; I enjoy the low incidence of mosquitoes.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the breakneck schedule, the cramming of a year&#8217;s worth of activities into one month that I despise.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s better for folks without a flock of children at home, but for parents, it&#8217;s madness.&nbsp; Every major project, final exam, and most field trips are scheduled in the month of May, meaning that my calendar is illegible at this point and after a long day of productive adult things, I have to oversee the completion of a 9-weeks social studies project (which, of course, requires cooking a medieval dish), followed by the teen living project (requiring that I print a bunch of family pictures, followed by cooking Delta&#8217;s favorite food &#8212; chicken and dumplings &#8212; for the whole class).<\/p>\n<p>Why do all the end of the year projects involve cooking and hauling it to school?<\/p>\n<p>Beta&#8217;s vehicle allegedly needs $1,300+ in repairs, but they&#8217;re all things that He Who Tames Flying Monkeys can do for far less (a new head gasket, new plugs and wires, and flush the radiator)&#8230; so his weekend&#8217;s booked.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t claim to be able to replace a head gasket without supervision, but I expect to have to help.<\/p>\n<p>Alpha&#8217;s coming home tomorrow, so Netmom&#8217;s Moving Service is called back into action.&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=110\">Remember how much stuff<\/a> she took to UT back in August?&nbsp; Well, now she&#8217;s had nine months to accumulate all the trappings of college, and it all has to come home.<\/p>\n<p>There are a few little budget meetings I have to show up for, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angiagle.com\" target=\"_blank\">a little campaigning<\/a> here and there if I want to keep doing the work I love.<\/p>\n<p>And, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.betsycolemanrealty.com\" target=\"_blank\">my best client<\/a> is opening a new office on June 1.&nbsp; She hasn&#8217;t been at all demanding, but I still wake up feeling guilty, thinking up ad strategies, and all that stuff.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>June is going to be sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong&#8230; the weather is lovely.&nbsp; I like having really low utility bills; I enjoy the low incidence of mosquitoes. It&#8217;s the breakneck schedule, the cramming of a year&#8217;s worth of activities into one month that I despise.&nbsp; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=393\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}