{"id":344,"date":"2007-03-08T16:17:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T21:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2007-03-08T16:17:04","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T21:17:04","slug":"first-class-insults","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"First Class Insults"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was too good not to pass along.\u00c2\u00a0 No, I haven&#8217;t run it past Snopes; it really doesn&#8217;t matter to me if the quotes were ever truly uttered by those they&#8217;re attributed to&#8230; they&#8217;re still worth pondering.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks David, for sharing!<\/p>\n<div><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#004080\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #004080\">&#8220;He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.&#8221; &#8211;Winston  Churchill<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A modest little person, with much to be modest about&#8221; &#8212;  Winston Churchill<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have never killed a man, but I have read many  obituaries with\u00c2\u00a0great pleasure.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; Clarence Darrow<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He has never been  known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; William  Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Poor Faulkner. Does he really think  big emotions come from big words?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; Ernest Hemingway (about William  Faulkner)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any  man I know.&#8221; &#8212; Abraham Lincoln<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn&#8217;t it.&#8221; &#8212; Groucho Marx<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t attend the funeral, but I  sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.&#8221; &#8212; Mark Twain<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He has no  enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. &#8212; Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I  enclose two tickets to the first night of my new play;\u00c2\u00a0bring a friend&#8230; if you  have one.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cannot  possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.&#8221; &#8212; Winston  Churchill, in response.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He is a self-made man and worships his creator.&#8221;  &#8212; John Bright<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve just learned about his illness. Let&#8217;s hope it&#8217;s  nothing trivial.&#8221; &#8212; Irvin S. Cobb<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He has Van Gogh&#8217;s ear for music.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212;  Billy Wilder<\/span><\/font><\/div>\n<div class=\"Section1\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#004080\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #004080\">&#8220;He is not only dull himself; he is the  cause of dullness in others.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 &#8212; Samuel Johnson<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\" color=\"#004080\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #004080\">&#8220;He had delusions of adequacy.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0&#8212;  Walter Kerr<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won&#8217;t  cure.&#8221; &#8212; Jack E. Leonard<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They never open their mouths without  subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.&#8221; &#8212; Thomas Brackett Reed<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In  order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.&#8221; &#8212; Charles  Count Talleyrand<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.&#8221; &#8212;  Forrest Tucker<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any  address on it?&#8221; &#8212; Mark Twain<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;His mother should have thrown him away and  kept the stork.&#8221; &#8212; Mae West<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was too good not to pass along.\u00c2\u00a0 No, I haven&#8217;t run it past Snopes; it really doesn&#8217;t matter to me if the quotes were ever truly uttered by those they&#8217;re attributed to&#8230; they&#8217;re still worth pondering.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks David, for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=344\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}