{"id":517,"date":"2007-12-25T22:44:10","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T02:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2007-12-25T22:44:10","modified_gmt":"2007-12-26T02:44:10","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=517","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/tbn0.google.com\/images?q=tbn:IBhT3oXfW6ussM:http:\/\/www.mae.ncsu.edu\/homepages\/silverberg\/santa\/science%2520of%2520santa%2520academic%2520santa%25208X10.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Santa had a bit of fun at our house last night, yes he did.&nbsp; The girls decided that a glass of milk and homemade fudge would be better for him than the recommended scotch and popcorn; maybe it was the sugar rush that made him feel impish.<\/p>\n<p>The stockings were stuffed, wrapped packages stacked carefully nearby, but there was a dearth of the usual Christmas morning shrieking when I awakened this morning.&nbsp; As I wandered out to make coffee, Beta thrust a gift into my hands, not to be deterred: it was a bottle of my favorite Starbucks peppermint syrup for my morning jolt.&nbsp; The younger two were calm, though.<\/p>\n<p>Between the emptied stockings (chocolates, a new toothbrush, art supplies, etc.) and new pajamas though, was a small unopened box, yet unnoticed on the floor.&nbsp; They were hoping for a Wii bit bigger box, but there was none to be found.&nbsp; I inquired about the lonely little box, addressed to Gamma and Delta, so they obliged by opening it.<\/p>\n<p>Inside were some random glass fishbowl rocks (for weight and sound effect), and a note:&nbsp; &quot;<font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" color=\"#800080\">Look where it&#8217;s cold, icy like the North Pole<\/font>.&quot;&nbsp; First they looked outside on the back porch, then the front, before someone thought to check the freezer, where they found a box of soap.&nbsp; With another note: &quot;<font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" color=\"#993366\">Delta&#8217;s chore<\/font>.&quot;&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Everyone here knows that Delta&#8217;s job is to empty the dishwasher and put the clean dishes away, but there wasn&#8217;t anything in the dishwasher but clean dishes.&nbsp; After a few moments&#8217; frustration, they began putting away the dishes, and found yet another small box with a note: &quot;<font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" color=\"#993366\">Where Delta reads, look for the invisible ink<\/font>.&quot;&nbsp; Now this could have been a real goose chase, since Delta devours books, but they soon figured out that the kitchen computer has a printer above it that&#8217;s out of ink&#8230; and on that printer was yet another box.&nbsp; This clue read, &quot;<font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" color=\"#993366\">Brush your teeth.<\/font>&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Near their toothbrushes was a slightly larger package, containing a Wii nunchuk, and yet another note: &quot;<font face=\"Comic Sans MS\" color=\"#993366\">There&#8217;s a basket in the living room with things to be put away<\/font>.&quot;&nbsp; Upon putting away the the clean folded towels, they discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reviewstream.com\/reviews\/?p=24929\" target=\"_blank\">Zach and Wiki<\/a>, followed by squeals and excitement when they looked into the farthest reaches of the linen closet, finding a shiny wrapped package of the proper dimensions to be the coveted, <a href=\"http:\/\/wii.nintendo.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">most wished-for item<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Peace on Earth, goodwill to all, and thanks to whatever stroke of luck allowed this to happen.&nbsp; I hate that there&#8217;s another video game in this house with already too many electronic distractions, but there&#8217;s nothing like happy children on Christmas night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Santa had a bit of fun at our house last night, yes he did.&nbsp; The girls decided that a glass of milk and homemade fudge would be better for him than the recommended scotch and popcorn; maybe it was the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=517\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}