{"id":229,"date":"2006-12-02T18:17:58","date_gmt":"2006-12-02T22:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2006-12-02T18:17:58","modified_gmt":"2006-12-02T22:17:58","slug":"bah-humbug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"Bah, humbug!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Santa'sSanta’s Butt has been censored.<\/p>\n

In Maine<\/a>, of all places (the cold, liberal northeast, that is), the Bureau of Liquor Enforcement denied approval for the import of the Oxfordshire, England-brewed Santa’s Butt Winter Porter<\/a>, deeming it “undignified or improper.”<\/p>\n

There are alternatives, of course.\u00c2\u00a0 The Brew Site<\/a> lists Bison Gingerbread Ale as their pick for Day 2 of the Advent Beer Calendar.\u00c2\u00a0 And before anyone jumps all over me about even mentioning a religious tradition in the same sentence as an adult beverage, go back to your bible and look up Jesus’ first recorded miracle.\u00c2\u00a0 [Hint: John 2: 1-11]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Santa’s Butt has been censored. In Maine, of all places (the cold, liberal northeast, that is), the Bureau of Liquor Enforcement denied approval for the import of the Oxfordshire, England-brewed Santa’s Butt Winter Porter, deeming it “undignified or improper.” There … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.citizennetmom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}